date my mom

Worst show ever.... and by worst, I mean best.

John: What did you do last night?
Joe: Watch "Date My Mom"!

Liz: Have you heard of "Date my Mom"
Kate: Have I heard of it? I was on it!!

by Joe23423423 May 3, 2006

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Stork Date

To go on a blind date only to find that your date resembles a stork.

Man, Brian hooked me up with this girl and she was a total stork! *stork date

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

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Go on a date

Go on a date is exactly the same as hanging out specially when it comes to Max and Ecem

I'll go on a date tomorrow evening with Ecem

by Ma14578 April 13, 2019

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speed date

A method of masturbation that has to be performed quickly.

I broke up with my girlfriend so I had to speed date before work.

by bam November 18, 2003

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speed date

to partake a social engagement with a member of the opposite sex while on the drug Speed. While on the date everything moves remarkably fast. see quick.

Tony and Mariela went out to the Mongolian barbecue, drove to the lake, got a speeding ticket on the way, sprinted down the beach, removed their clothing, did the deed, kissed each other good night, and returned home in a matter of 4.2 seconds

by Kyle King August 31, 2004

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