bam's definitions

k.b. time

kickback time
time to perfrom no useful function or work whatsoever.

Bell rang... it's k.b. time.

by BAM July 31, 2004

wok

extrodinarily bad. Something that doesn't perform the way it was intended

i wokked up my assignment

by Bam June 29, 2004

cauliflower

Small, white nuggets which form within the tonsils and, when noticed in one's mouth should be removed. Avoid squeezing them or chewing on them, as they smell quite fecal when they burst.

I coughed, and up came a cauliflower.
Don't squeeze that between your fingers... It'll smell like shit.

by BAM July 31, 2004

eat shit

the correct pronunciation of:
atchoo (a sneeze)
said out loud during the actual sneeze.

Eeeeaaattsshhiiiiiitttt!
Gesundheit.
Bless You.

by BAM July 31, 2004

Jewish duck

1. A turd
2. An insult

1.I had a big jewish duck yesterdaY!
2.The fat lady is such a Jewish duck!

by BAM March 31, 2005

parambulator

1. A luring cocksucking motherfucker in the MMORPG RuneScape.
2. Anyone known to be excessively dishonest for only minimal personal gain.

Man you wonder why your wallet's always missin? Your roommate's a real parambulator.

by Bam April 10, 2005

skin tags

Pieces of skin that appear on Don Vitos armpit areas as exposed in their trip to Europe.

Don Vito "Gimme some god damn clothes that fit Bam so I can get rid on my skin tags"

by Bam April 22, 2005