sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it off, and using it as a dildo

"I used a sausage dildo, since I left my personal one at home"

by LittlePip3287 August 25, 2016

Dildo

is a very common name given to retards

Hi dildo!

by POUTin April 12, 2022

Dildo

A rare japanese delicasy made out of a teen girls period blood

“Would you like some of this dildo?”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

Buckle up the dildos

When you intentionally throw up to loose weight. A Fad diet started by Tyra Banks.

Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.

by Geoff C. May 18, 2019

fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Dildo of Justice

Donald Trump!

The dildo of justice is upon us….and it’s not lubed!

by Rev Sharpton April 22, 2025