The (luckily) soon to be former Mayor of Toronto. A native of San Francisco, famous nationwide for his unbelievable stupidity and hypocrisy.
Mr. Miller perpertually works under the delusion that his city has unlimited cash flow and that everytime his greenback stack gets slack, the provincial and federal should cough up more. Never mind every other city in the country that needs funding, Toronto's the only one that really matters.
-Has helped to instigate an unbelievably stinky and messy garbage strike, along with a transit strike.
-Failed to attend the funeral of a firefighter killed during the Downsview propane explosion because he was in Vancouver celebrating his daughter's thirteenth birthday. Yet amazingly, councillor Maria Augemarie was able to cut short her vacation in Italy to come and offer help and support to her constituents.
-Could not be present for the aforementioned disaster, yet has no problem marching in every single 'Pride' event the city holds.
-There is much, much more this man is guilty of, suffice to say he has helped to bring the City of Toronto even further down than it was before.
Mr. Miller perpertually works under the delusion that his city has unlimited cash flow and that everytime his greenback stack gets slack, the provincial and federal should cough up more. Never mind every other city in the country that needs funding, Toronto's the only one that really matters.
-Has helped to instigate an unbelievably stinky and messy garbage strike, along with a transit strike.
-Failed to attend the funeral of a firefighter killed during the Downsview propane explosion because he was in Vancouver celebrating his daughter's thirteenth birthday. Yet amazingly, councillor Maria Augemarie was able to cut short her vacation in Italy to come and offer help and support to her constituents.
-Could not be present for the aforementioned disaster, yet has no problem marching in every single 'Pride' event the city holds.
-There is much, much more this man is guilty of, suffice to say he has helped to bring the City of Toronto even further down than it was before.
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1. Worn tights without underpants such that the details of their genitals are nearly completely visible to you while you aren't expecting it or,
2. Pulled their pants up so high that said genital details are visible to you.
History
David Bowie was a rocker, famous mostly in the '80's, who wore tight pants (i.e. tights). His pants were so tight it looked like someone crammed squirrel brains down the front of them. His moose knuckles can be seen in almost every photo of him. For an excellent visual example watch the movie "The Labyrinth". If you do ;however, be aware that you will be David Bowie'd.
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