Crotch Food

Bits of food that drop into your lap/crotch whilst your eating something.

S finishes sandwhich then looks down + exclaims:
"Hey C check it out crotch food!"
"Ah crotch food, its the best type!"

by Kinkish Pink October 1, 2005

crotch cord

The mechanism by which you remove a tampon.

Delores pulled her crotch cord and out came her tampon.

by Delores Cratch February 24, 2009

Movie Crotch

The act of sitting in a seat at a movie theater while the groin area is a hot and sweaty environment.

"Man, I just sat through Dances with Wolves and I have severe movie crotch."

by BlindBat January 1, 2009

Crotch Tag

A game of tag that involves tagging another person's crotch usually played at bars when slightly or extremely intoxicated.

Person 1: Crotch tag! No tag backs!

Person 2: Shit.

by Septimus80 January 14, 2009

Crotch Bar

The fold-like bulge across the crotch of a woman's pants when they're a bad fit.

I love the fit of these pants, except they've got a huge crotch bar.

by NewPants October 29, 2012

crotch goblin

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

Crotch Waffle

A crusty pair of underwear, caused by discharge drying onto them. Usually used to insult an idiot.

"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
-or-
"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."

by MuddledFox January 13, 2009