counterblow

1. striking an opponent after being struck by the opponent

2. receiving a blow job while leaning or sitting up on a counter top

damn girl, gimme a counterblow while I eat me these cheerios in the cabinet

by In-sphincter Gadget September 1, 2009

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Count Twatula

A guy that loves to eat out twats

Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.

by Count Twatula January 10, 2010

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Counter cleaners

Roaches. Roaches eat any and everything left on the counter.

I gotta buy some raid to kill all these fuckin' counter cleaners.

by boo&brasen June 28, 2010

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count hans kolvenbach

the black pope,leader of the jesuits,leader of the world,leader of the illuminati

no example for count hans kolvenbach as no comparison to someone so twisted

by darkangel3001 September 29, 2010

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Counter-Creeping

The act of creeping on those who creep on you in order to keep them at arm's length.

That guy was staring at me for hours, so now I'm counter-creeping him by commenting on all of his facebook pictures with winky-faces.

by Luke Rolyat November 17, 2010

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The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.

There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.

My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.

I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.

My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.

Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.

by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011

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