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Collins-Wolfe connection

When a party is flowing so smooth that the only problem is running out of mixtures. There are plenty of hot girls and there is more then enough alcohol to get everyone smashed. Blacking out is applauded and puking is always acceptable.
Damn man this party is the shit, this is some Collins-Wolfe connection in this bitch!
by wtrav15 February 18, 2011
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Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.
Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "
by samuwool November 13, 2011
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Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.
God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.
by 2moist4u August 16, 2011
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Collingwood Holiday

This term is applied when a person in your company is sacked / made redundant with no explaination from management as to why or indeed if they have been let go. First came into existence circa July 2011 at a company based in central England.
Paul: I have a call for Joe but he isn't answering
Jim: I heard from management that he is on holiday
Paul: Ah, it must be a Collingwood Holiday after yesterdays run in with management and punch up!
Jim: Poor Joe...... if you hear from him, pass on my best and I hope he enjoys his 'holiday'.
by Me and Only Me June 18, 2012
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colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
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Collosing

A portmanteau of "losing" and "colluding." The term is used when individuals collude to win a game but manage to lose it.
I can't believe you are collosing in fantasy football after you got Adrian Peterson and Jimmy Graham for Jonathan Stewart and Billy Cundiff!
by JoeMoney January 23, 2014
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colonel shitcock

Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock
by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014
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