courtesy clerk

A job for High school kids which consists of; cleaning the store, cleaning the bathrooms, collecting carts, sweeping the store,and giving customer assistance-for very little pay.

The courtesy clerk fell down on frozen aisle, while doing his sweep.

by T_T March 22, 2009

clean the barracks

the act of cleaning under one's foreskin of an uncircumcised penis

Frank was so ex military that every day he set aside enough time to fastidiously clean the barracks.

by capt jb August 1, 2008

post-cum clarity

After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.

Einstien worked out E=Mc squared in a haze of post-cum clarity

by Fank Garrett August 13, 2011

biffy clyro

A Fuck off amazing band from scotland!

Jimmyjammy: Have you heard Biffy Clyro's new single My Recovery Injection?
Jimmyjammy: Yes, as i am talking to myself.

by Jimmyjammy April 1, 2007

Cleft Lip and Palate

A congenital deformity in which a child is born with a hole in the roof of their mouth. This could be unilateral or bilateral; one hole or two holes. This deformity is usually corrected at birth and throughout childhood/adolesence. This deformity effects a child's psychological well being as well as physical. So... be nice.

I was born with a unilateral cleft lip and palate.. and no I am not retarded.

by Proud Cleftie February 27, 2011

adam clayton

One of the coolest characters ever to grace a stage. While not flashy or "quick", Adam is the most rock solid bass player this music fan has ever heard. God bless U2.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Adam Clayton!

by PatsR September 2, 2008

Glass Closet Syndrome

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo

"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."

by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010