chris browned

to beat the shit out of you girlfriend...

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened...
Person 2: No, what?!
Person 1: Karl chris browned the shit out of Christina...

by mr.funnyman September 13, 2010

Chris Rock

That guy that got bitch slapped at the Oscars by Will Smith

Will Smith: "KEEP MY WIFE's NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH"
Chris Rock: "It was a G.I. Jane joke..."

by Bree_luv March 31, 2022

chris the crusader

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

Chris Packer

The guy with the horse cock. The legend you all know and love. Watch out he might steal your girl, man or even virginity. He eliminates middle classes and is the best at fortnite. If you see a kid that looks like the love child of a raccoon, leafyishere, the mayor of whoville’s son you know thats the Packer.

Chris Packer? YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH A HORSE COCK?
I wanna fuck chris packer

by ryansucksoffslimshady February 04, 2020

chris pagan

A redheaded Puerto Rican who plays overwatch and soccer and wants to be a real Ronaldinho like Lucaste10. A real hottie.

Oh my god! I want your Chris pagan!

by Mister Josh February 06, 2017

Chris Nugent

-Noun
1. A being that is always hungry regardless of any situation

-Verb
1. To be hungry
2. To be the best at anything or activity

"Shit Chris you just ate a live pig!"- Jamal.
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!! I'M HOOOONGRY"- Chris Nugent

"Yo I'm Chris Nugent at this game"-Charles

by donkeykong11 April 11, 2009

Alexis+Chris

A cute couple that will be nervous with each other at first but afterward they will be the cutest couple and do a lot in bed...Chris will end up leaving Layla (Spelled any way, all Layla's are bitches) for Alexis. He'll think about not being faithful but remember that Alexis is the baddest bitch he's ever had. Alexis will never think about not being faithful and she'll always have Chris's back. Alexis and Chris will have had a crush on each other for months before they get together but once they do they'll be inseparable. They'll take lots of pictures and hang out all the time. (And that dumb bitch Layla will be upset, but that sucks for her) The only reason Alexis and Chris with separate is if they're forced to by family.

Alexis+Chris are so cute!

by Anonymousksksk:) November 14, 2019