cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow

"man, I got cow jacked this morning"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

Brown Cow

When you perform anal oral and you notice you have a chocolate milk tongue afterwards.

OMG, like last night, I was putting my toungue into my girl friend butt and like afterwards, my toungue was brown, ewwww I had a brown cow.

by Frank Mancuso July 20, 2008

wet cows

Whom D-man claims writes on apartment walls.

Schwedy: "Who the hell wrote that on our wall?"
D-man: "It was clearly the wet cows."

by Atizzle February 11, 2008

Cow Punch

cow-punch
1.to hit hard enough to knock some one a distance (short or long)

2.the same meaning as Donkey Punch but vaginaly instead of analy

3.(cow-Puncher) an idiot or bitch wuss pansy
plural cow punched

1.im gonna cow punch you

2.you ho's donkey punch screw that i cow punch.

3.you freakin cow-Puncher

by Dieforis July 24, 2008

cow pat

A term of endearment popular in London, usually between women

'Cow pat! How are you'?
'I'm wonderful, actually darling, you'?

by Orinoco June 11, 2006

Cow Stomach

Some one Very fat!

Hey You 300lbs. cow stomach.

by Brian May 31, 2003

Your Cow

A substitute for your mom, your dad, or your face, as these are all overused.

Chloe: Hey! What's up?
Evan: Your mom!!!
Chloe: Your dad!!!
Evan: Your face!!!
Brittany: You know what you guys?
Evan and Chloe: What?
Brittany: YOUR COW!!!!!!!!

by orangegirl November 22, 2006