wonder bread

a white person
you can make a wonder bread sandwich...
see nutella

She's white like wonder bread!

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts

She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.

by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

Chinese Love Beads

Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.

man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

wet bread

when the skin and fat in the tricep region has separated from the bone; usually cooler than the surrounding tissue; also known as "hi-bye syndrome"

When I hugged Gramma, I was startled by the temperature of her wet bread.

by Centerline Lab May 7, 2003

Breading

Not paying attention when you're doing something. Brain dead in verb form.

Oh shit my bad I was just breading (breadin') for a sec, I didn't realize what you were saying

by Martialdemon December 2, 2010

Crazy Bread

Back when I was a kid, twisty bread was known as "Crazy Bread". The bread is so crazy, you don't know when it's going to twist and turn. Oh yeah, it tastes crazy good too. Delete twisty bread for your vocab. It is known as crazy bread from now on...

Order two large pepperonis, and get a side of crazy bread!

by Randal Brett Butler April 2, 2008

Amish friendship bread

a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.

"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"

by Zaaah McKaah January 17, 2009