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Waikiki Blowjob

When a Waikikimasseuse” gives you a blowjob with the condom on
A. Bro That Hooker gave me a Waikiki Blowjob!
B. Bro that’s why You gotta pay extra

Aha
by Shia Lebeauf March 13, 2025
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Deckchair Blowjob

Extremely forceful deep-throat oral sex which results in the recipient folding up like a deckchair when he ejaculates
I ended up bent in two after Nicola gave me a deckchair blowjob
by Tedzer January 3, 2024
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alvin blowjob

alvin getting a blowjob by brittany in the bathrom
by doufingor August 22, 2022
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grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.
Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
by thatswhack June 12, 2018
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puppet blowjob

when you give a handjob with a puppet
by the cum milker June 4, 2021
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Nazi Blowjob Artist

1. A full-blown Nazi sympathizer with no shame — the kind who sees fascism and gets hard.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
Jim graduated high school and went straight to the factory with the rest of those fascist fanboys. They gather like it’s a Hitler-themed circle jerk — and frankly, we’re all tired of Jim being a full-time Nazi Blowjob Artist.
by Jayley Weathers March 30, 2025
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Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis
"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"
by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019
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