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Nigger earned my bike

Just one step forward of "niggah stole my bike".
When a black man (colored person) Steals you're bike from,
You're lawn, Backyard or even from you're bare bottom.
If the colored person takes the bike and jumps it over a dragon fire pit swarming with plenty of dragons lands on one of the dragons eat, curb stomps it them has all the female dragons get attracted to him.
The niggah. Will then earn you're bicylce.
Do not worry you nigguh.
You earned my bike.

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Nigger earned my bike.
by DustinYoung June 28, 2008
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acoustic bike

A fun play on words used to refer to a regular, non-electric bike. It comes from electric guitars and acoustic guitars. There are electric bikes, so why not acoustic bikes?

A term made up by e-bike enthusiasts who know know "acoustic" relates to sound but use it because it's fun. Apparently makes obsessive weirdos angry.
Person A: Yeah, I have an electric bike but today I'm riding my acoustic bike.

Person B: Haha, that's a one. I'm not going to nitpick the scientific accuracy of the phase because I'm not a pathetic dweeb.
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Kaiden Blake

Kaiden Blake made his way to the internet at the early age of 10. As an escape from his very abusive and troubling childhood he started out by designing professional houses on The Sims Online and soon became a well known icon in virtual worlds. He ventured off to games like There.com and Second Life before he put his persona to use in the real world. He joined social networking sites like Myspace, Buzznet and Livejournal with the intention of getting his writing circulated out into the world. One of his mission was and still is to help victims of child abuse, mistreatment, and neglect. Giving troubled teens inspiration and hope around the world, his blogs were quickly successful at climbing to the top of the charts.

Unfortunately, the battles in his past were not quite over. His estranged father had deleted and hacked into all of his social networking sites, deleting them on two occasions, which deleted over 150,000 fans and supporters. Kaiden left the internet for awhile finally coming back in February of 2008. As an adult he was ready to get his career back on track. He was recruited for the Renegades of Style, an exclusive group of eight bloggers in total who were making an impact on the fashion industry with the hopes of touring across the country. The ROS disbanded shortly after Kaiden moved to California from his hometown in Detroit, Michigan.

Kaiden entered the modeling industry modeling for several clothing companies and was sponsored by one of Hollywood's most trendy salons, Hairroin Salon. Apart from his modeling and internet notoriety he was featured in an indie film, a music video (Katastrophe), spoken word video, as well as a documentary for the broadway show Forever Plaid which landed him on the red carpet. Unlike the other names in his line of work, he has maintained a very family friendly image. He was popularly quoted "It's nice that sex sells in the entertainment industry, but my sex nor my dignity is for sale." He was the only individual in the scene department of the industry who remained classy and did not exploit himself with nudity or foulplay.
"Kaiden Blake has to be my biggest inspiration ever!"
by AllyseInWonderland July 22, 2009
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bike

a long tube of glass with a bulbous end. The bulb has a small hole(carb)in it. USUALLY used to smoke meth out of, but sold in local head shops and dollar stores. The pipe "bike" is used as a cover up to smoke dope. ex. one tweeker to another in covert convo."Say jay hee. wanna go ride bikes?" Translation: "jay hee, wanna go smoke some dope?" reply..."Sure i would love to go rides bikes!" translation..."Jay Hee would love to smoke some meth with joe"
ex. one tweeker to another in covert convo."Say jay hee. wanna go ride bikes?" Translation: "jay hee, wanna go smoke some dope?" reply..."Sure i would love to go rides bikes!" translation..."Jay Hee would love to smoke some meth with joe"
by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004
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Scraper Bike

An (unintentionally, I think) hilarious music video by the rap group Trunk Boiz. Both the song and the video are very low-budget - but this doesn't mean the 'Boiz are underground hip-hop; it's closer to Soulja Boi without funding.

Things to watch out for:
1. The vocals sound like they were recorded at midnight - almost all of them are in a loud whisper
2. The video appears to be shot on a hand-held camera.
3. The first verse contains the following rhyme: "I go stupid, dumb, 18 retarded/On my scraper bike lookin' hella retarded."
4. The rapper with the first verse is wearing a black-and-silver weed leaf hoodie.
5. One member of the group (dreaded and has a yellow-and-green hat that still has the tag) never sings in the video but simply does "the upright worm" dance.
6. In the last verse, one of them claims that because his bike has handlebars, he "doesn't even need to steer," implying that the scraper bikes are, in fact, some bike/unicycle hybrid.
7. Throughout the video, the crew ride their bikes in traffic several times, oblivious to traffic. For unknown reasons, these clips were not edited and several shots show the weed-leaf-hoodie MC nearly getting hit by cars.
by RhymesLikeDimes October 24, 2009
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Bike Snob

A bike snob is a person who will only buy a bike from a bike shop because they think every bike made at a department store is a piece of shit. Bike snobs also tend to put people down when they want or bought a bike from a department store. Bike snobs tend to think that bike shop bikes are more superior to any other bike out there.
1.Don't listen to Bob the bike snob buy your bike from where ever you think you can get the bang for your buck.
2. Jim is being all Bike snobbish again just because I bought my bicycle from walmart.
3. Bike snobs are arrogant fucks and are absolutely ridiculous telling me where to buy my bike from.
by Idisownbikesnobs August 28, 2013
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bike nazi

Often a jock as$#ole (likely lives / rides exclusively in Boulder, Colorado), who not only feels bikes are equal to & deserve all rights that cars have, but feels bikes (and bike-nazi jerks like himself) are superior to autos / drivers and don't even need to follow traffic rules, stop signs, etc.

Often belligerent & arrogant when riding among or dealing with automobiles and automobile drivers.

Being mostly macho, type-A, latent-homosexual jock as$#holes (always wearing goofy looking bug-hat helmets and skin-tight, lycra bike shorts / 'penis pants'), they often flip the bird and shout epithets like "faggot" etc. at auto drivers they feel did not give them enough room or what they deem as the 'proper respect.'
Some Boulder 'bike nazi' started a fight at an intersection with an unsuspecting automobile driver whom the nazi thought had tried to cut him off.
Unfortunately the kid driving the car was armed, got scared, and shot the nazi in the face.
by dave_CO February 6, 2007
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