Grizzly Bear Attack

After a night of excessive drinking away from home, a Grizzly Bear Attack occurs when you black out your walk home and wake up covered in scratches, cuts, bruises, etc. with no reasonable explanation. You often lose your wallet or pants in a Grizzly Bear Attack.

Jeff: Dude, I feel like shit! I'm so sore!

Joe: What happened last night?

Jeff: I have no idea, must have been a Grizzly Bear Attack on my walk home

by Jeff & Joe April 5, 2007

Jare Bear

a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.

Jared is a gay rights activist Jare Bear

by TMiiiiiiiiitch June 21, 2011

Gummi Bear

A toothless gay man of the bear variety who gives excellent head.

Damn, that gummi bear can suck a mean sausage.

by Gum-Bi May 1, 2010

boo boo bear

A long-distance boyfriend that you miss terribly and want to kiss right now.

I miss my malaysian boo boo bear.

by hahaloserrrr November 10, 2009

Red Beard

The act of eating a chick out while she is menstruating and coming up with blood all over your mouth, chin and face.

Dude, last night I took that chick home I met at the bar and fucked her. The next morning when I looked in the mirror, I had a total Red Beard

by landshark 719 February 23, 2009

Mama Bear

A tough, aggressive, and protective mother. Often going to extreme lengths to protect her child, usually her son, and herself.

Kid one: 'Wow, that bitch almost beat the shit outta that kid. wtf.'
Kid two: 'Shes the Mama bear.'

Gemme from Sons of Anarchy

by Audrawrr January 15, 2009

Bro Beard

n.
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro

Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair

"Dude, check that guy out! He's such a bro!"
"No kidding, check out his bro beard."

by RobertOldhead April 7, 2009