Beaver Pelt

EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women. NOTE: squirrel fucking, tree hugging bitches often have a Beaver Pelt.

1. Sadly Bobby could not fuck Tracy after he saw her Beaver Pelt due to his projectile vomiting.

by makemepuke September 18, 2006

Beaver

a small fur bearing animal that can swollow tube steak whole.

Check out that nice beaver.

by Dustin July 15, 2004

Western Beaver

A place that is west of Beaver. It contains quite a few whores that only date gentlemen from other areas because kids in their own district know that they are skanks. They are also all underage which makes them either quite nice or disgusting depending on how much of a Blackhawk creep you are.

Sheesh, those ladies from Western Beaver are some big time whores. Just look at that one chick... all she dates is older Blackhawk guys every other day! And then look at that one! She wants a new Blackhawk guy every other day as well! DOUBLE WHAMMY HOES!

by ScoobyDooWooHoo August 6, 2008

dumb beaver

a girl who s a stupid good for nothing vagina

us :hey look it is a dumb beaver

by ksaahn January 27, 2010

beanerjob

when you get a blowjob from a mexican.

you think i can get a beanerjob from that mexican?

by secretman444 January 11, 2009

buzzer beater

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!

by rusty g January 9, 2010

beaner

Any person of Mexican decent. They always come over the border without permission and they never leave. Someone who comes into America and works for crappy pay and takes jobs away from Americans who need the jobs more. A person who usually sells drugs and cannot speak a word of correct English. They come over here for a better life but they end up screwing up good Americans lives in the process. They are a good portion of the prison population and a majority are a part of the salad tossing population. Once they are deported they usually find there way back.

beaner, whet back, chiolo, dirty mexican, border jumper

by hot delivery girl June 28, 2010