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Touch Base

When two or more males with the same sexual persuasion grasp the base of each other's cock's and mimic shaking hands with each other until they simultaneously ejaculate.
Hey tom do you want to meet up behind the admin building and touch base
by rogue22 July 1, 2014
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Based God

The Based God is more commonly know by it's scientific name "Paris japonica." This organism has over 150 billion base pairs of DNA in it's genome, 50 times more than the human genome, making the Paris japonica the true based god of the physical world.
I'm talking a pilgrimage to Japan to see the Based God
by bread harrity March 10, 2013
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Second Base

In relationship/sexual terminology, this is the Stage in dating where while making out, the couple strokes and touches one-another, by either feeling or massaging the breasts or butt, or even doing Both in Unison.

This can also be the stage of making love while still having cloths on.
"Today at lunch, Dan was bragging about him and Carly made it to Second Base. I was all like, 'ya, right'. Then, I Swear I saw Carly later with a Hicky."
by SMX February 8, 2013
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Hungarian Baseball

a sexual move in which 3 people are invlolved. 1 catcher, 1 batter, and 1 pitcher. the pitcher stands with their legs apart and poops, the batter gets on his knees and hits the poop with his penis, the catcher then tries to catch the poop in his mouth.
Dooood, i heard max and justin played hungarian baseball with her and scored a home run.

That chick at the club last night was totally asking for some hungarian baseball.
by andrew blastoise October 24, 2010
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bassed

Zoomer generation slang to describe a certain type of internet aesthetic derived from videos that make no sense where a whole lot of volume is added to the point where the video and audio gets distorted - which makes it cool and "funny". An extra layer above the Millennial's "Glitched" aesthetic. Etymology: Unknown; Possibly shortened form of "bad assed"
Zoomer Kid sends a weird looking emoji on Discord app coded as :NYEHAH:

Gen-X Adult: "lol. That's an UGLY, UGLY Crying Laughing emoji - what's that all about?"

Zoomer Kid: "wut? Itz bassed. u dnt get it cuz u 2 old"

Gen-X Adult:

"Sad. You're obviously one of those brainwashed internet-raised, classically-illiterate kids raised by a single mom who had no time to give you love, attention & affection - or afford a babysitter - so she had no choice but to throw a $60 tablet at you at age 2 to keep you from bugging her and keep you quiet in the corner."

Zoomer Kid: "Nyehah"

Zoomer Kid goes back to playing computer game and watching YouTube simultaneously.
by Verbivore_Whore December 12, 2020
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Baseball

a sport mostly populated by gays and bisexuals..
Cameron Frezon was playing baseball knew he was gay
by hhhhahhhdhaidhaidhiahd July 26, 2016
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canadian baseball

The act of attempting to prevent pregnancy by repeatedly hitting yourself in the crotch with a broken hockey stick. Usually done out of pure boredome.
"Dude my hockey stick broke. What else is there to do?"
"We could play some Canadian Baseball."
by jmnan76 March 24, 2010
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