barbering

VERB
A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.

Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

by not me, a friend October 1, 2014

Barbequetionist

Someone who is a master in the art of bbqing.

My dad was always the barbequetionist, therefore I'm unable to cook a steak.

by Neighbor girl July 16, 2014

Barbecute

1) Barbecute: not cute.unattractive.

2) Someone that was once cute, but is now not so cute.

Mike: her face looks like it was caught on fire and put out with the chain.
Cat: yeah, she's Barbecute!

by Cody-Joe June 16, 2017

Barbette

A female barber

My barbette is gonna cut my hair,

People tell me that a female barber is still called a barber, but they should have their own name, so i came up with barbette

by A.med16 March 5, 2019

Barber's Beef

After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.

Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.

by PerrierDrinker48 March 19, 2019

barbets

More than one barbet.

Friend: Hello!
Me: Barbets

by alecwind June 25, 2021

Dirty Barber Pole

A dirty barber pole is having sex with a girl who is on their period and moving from vaginal to anal sex in one session.

dude, I totally got a dirty barber pole from doing this chick last night

by MadtownJay October 29, 2010