the flying flapjack

The Flying Flapjack: When you shape your poop into a flapjack and cover it with buttermilk pancakes then serve it to a friend. Watch as the pancake goes flying out of their mouth.

Mom, I gave our neighbor our flying flapjack!
Mom: The one you hate?
Me: Yes! He spit it out so fast, It was like the pancake flew! You know the flying flapjack, where you cover your poop with the pancake? Nobody would know! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

by A gay pancake August 19, 2017

Blind Flying

When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina

“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”

by Conartist66 November 15, 2018

Fly Girl

A pretty, attractive looking woman.

She's a Fly Girl ...she Hot (skang)

by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023

Flying Shrew

Any type of Bat (mammal) that is foraging on the ground and appearing to be flightless.

A flightless Bat by choice.

The Flying Shrew foraged for a number of insects on the ground before suddenly transforming in to a Bat and flying home for the day.

The Flying Shrew chose to walk the short distance to Wings & Things, instead of flying as a Bat.

by Dake8611 June 16, 2018

flying sammon

Another word for Erection; a boner, Richard longshaft

I got a flying sammon

by Mutha F*kin' spaghetti bowl December 26, 2016

Flying Fried

To smoke marijuana while driving around aimlessly. The weed equivalent of a booze cruise.

"Btw, we are flying fried"
"oh fuck yeah"

by DINmofo June 9, 2009

Fly In The Yogurt

Reference to male ejaculate from a person with a sexually transmitted disease or infection.

"Why use a condom?"
"You don't want to get covered with a fly in the yogurt."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016