Bloody Ranch

When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.

I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!

by Lawless123 April 15, 2021

Bloody zebra

A bloody zebra is when you cut a bunch of horizontal lines your thigh or arm, to a point where it looks like a zebra but with red strips

“Bro that depressed girl got a bloody zebra”

by Chestboner50 May 22, 2019

Actual bloody mary

The act of putting period blood in a glass and mixing it with Vodka for an unusual tasting drink

Guy 1: Dude this chick gave me an actual bloody mary

by Yumi_54 May 17, 2009

Bloody Mason

Rotten tooth, gingivitis loogie cum shot in a shot glass.

Andrew took a Bloody Mason and now has covid.

by OlDirtyJews666 August 3, 2022

Bloody Rocket

The act of having sex with a female partner and circumsizing your erected penis.

Dude! I got a Bloody Rocket last night right when I was going to go in!

by Shell Lickyurbottum June 14, 2013

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

The Bloody 9/11

When she is giving you head and you slam her so hard against your stomach still with your dick in her mouth she gets a nose bleed. Just as if your dick is the plane and she is the tower. Bonus point if both nostrils bleed like two towers.

I the the bloody 9/11 last mate and got the bonus. It was epic dude!

by VT fucker January 3, 2025