THE BEST PERSON YOULL EVER KNOW. She has the best style and music taste and always knows exactly what to say. Every time you’ll see her you’ll want to have her whole wardrobe. I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME AND WE HAD OUR FIRST DAUGHTER EMERSON. We make more great memories everyday with our daughter slim shady. <3
by GA1029384756 February 25, 2023
Get the Evie my fav wifemug. a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly
He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
Get the Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wifemug. The typical house wife. Sits legs folded, arms folded and her hair in rollers. Usually drives a BMW and goes to the shops in her leopard print pyjamas.
Ahhh look Eddie. That girl is wearing her jammies whilst buying groceries.
Yea mate, typical Kyle's wife!!
Yea mate, typical Kyle's wife!!
by Timmers9743 July 10, 2025
Get the Kyle's wifemug. 
I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...
by Richard Stratton September 24, 2015
Get the The wife and kidmug. - A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).
'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
by Sillyahh November 12, 2023
Get the Cock Wifemug.