Where's Waldo

When you cum in a condom, then slip it off and hide it somewhere random in her house.

"I pulled a where's waldo on her, can't wait til she uses the mayo."

by Leighsa March 22, 2010

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.

I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009

Where you are and how you're dressed

Points out that circumstances or behavior should have been obvious or anticipated when taking time and place into consideration. What do you expect considering where you happen to be and what you happen to be doing?

A group of "foodies" from a large city are traveling through a remote area and stop at a roadside diner to eat. They find a limited menu which features nothing but high carbohydrate, high fat, and fried foods. Finding it difficult to make a dinner selection one member of the group complains, in surprise, at the type of foods available. Another member of the group says, "Where you are and how you're dressed."

by Ewell December 1, 2006

wherd

A white nerd. A term only used to distinguish from a blerd.

There are two types of nerds in this world - blerds and wherds.

by Hazzat June 23, 2009

you'll get it when your older

A common statement used by High School students to avoid answering stupid questions such as:
1)how do you do this?
2)what are you guys talking about?
3)Hey! Whatcha' got there?
or any other question not wanted to be answered by the higher echelons of high school cliques.

Lee (to Greg): Dude, how awesome was 300 last night?

Greg: Sickest movie ever, anyone who missed it on opening night is just a strait up panzy. Old School!

Paul: Hey guys, How was 300?!?

Greg: uuuhhhhh...You'll get it when your older...

by El Dudorino April 1, 2007

When in doubt, whip it out

Getting your penis out

Steve: my Penis is too warm

Emma: When in doubt, whip it out

by Emma and Rob December 9, 2008

where is your head at?

wheres you head at wher is your mind at? not thinking right

where your head at shorty
wheres your mind at

by ugly May 13, 2005