wener 

A person that is acting like a noob, nooblet, or dick. They have very sensitive feelings or acts in weird ways. Often has a strange looking face.

Yeah they are such weners

wener by wener October 7, 2011

Wiener Brothers 

When two gentlemen have made love to the same woman on separate occasions, they are linked with an unbreakable bond and are known as Wiener Brothers.

Any form of sex (fanny, bum, mouth) will do, though the bond is that little bit tighter if both aforementioned wieners have visited the same orifice, or indeed more than one!

There is no expiration time, any duration between these sessions is allowed, though if all three parties are engaged in love making at the same time, the Wiener Twins rule comes into play.

Aaron: so you know Jeeves's new girlfriend?
Jay: Who? Chloe?
Aaron: Yeah... She and I played hide the salami a couple years ago..
Jay: Holy shit! You're wiener brothers! Mazel Tov!!!

RHYMING NAMES HAVE BEEN USED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT

Wiener Brothers by Reiquaza August 2, 2010

butts and weeners 

A game two or more gay guys play when they dont feel like playing shoots and ladders.

It was pissing rain yesterday so phillip and Charles had a hot and heavy kick ass game of butts and weeners.

butts and weeners by sam clayborn May 17, 2006

Weinre

It is a un-bad way to say weiner but it sounds much sweeter.

"I called the janitor a weinre"

Weinre by joeywhizzip January 15, 2008

wienerface 

A wienerface is a male or female who is in possession of such a nose that it resembles the flacid skin of the penis

i was so drunk i fucked a wienerfaced chick

wienerface by ilovechestsnakes March 1, 2009

Wienerbreath 

One who has breath that smells like wiener. It's not hot-dog breath, it smells like a ballsack. If you've got wienerbreath, You've had some balls in your mouth.

Timmy: "Agghhh, what's that smell?"
Johnny: "Ummm, I don't know."
Me: "Timmy, I think Johnny's got wienerbreath."

Wienerbreath by "P Nizzle" February 17, 2010

Wiener Wackin' 

1. The act of explaining something(Any noun) simple in an overexaggerated manner or in a way that no one would care about even though the one speaking may think so.

2. Showboating it in the same way.
3. When someone makes an amateur mistake while partaking in any action and causing a mass inconvenience for those around the person.
~Commonly used in conjuction with the phrase, "Herpin his/her/their derp..."

Example for 1:
Guy 1: "Wow! Check out these awesome purple shoes! They shine! They better too since they were $120 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Whats Guy 1 freaking out about?"
Guy 3: "Ugh he's just wackin' his wiener about his shoes. Whatever...(Guy 3 puts on a uncaring and sarcastic face)"

Example for 2:

See example for 1. Same rules apply.

Example for 3:
Guy: "What the fuck is he doing? The enemies altar is over there! He's fuckin' wiener wackin' and breaking the flow of the game! What's his damn problem?!?!?!?"

Wiener Wackin' by Domo <3 February 18, 2011