wienerface

A wienerface is a male or female who is in possession of such a nose that it resembles the flacid skin of the penis
i was so drunk i fucked a wienerfaced chick
by ilovechestsnakes March 02, 2009
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chest wiskers

the plural of chest snakes, it is a bushy patch of hair on the breast that is of unusually large length and girth
dude, she has more chest wiskers then i do on my face.
by ilovechestsnakes March 01, 2009
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