twat slap 

Noun: When two people (generally females) get mad at each other and slap the others vagina really hard.

Casey: dude i can't walk...

Janis: Why? twat slap?

Casey: This bitch just twat slapped me over the last twinkie.

twat slap by debbi harry February 21, 2011

Twat Waffle

Step one: Hit a Vagina with a tennis racket at least hard enough to leave an imprint, maybe break some skin.

Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup

Step Three: Preform oral sex

I told Jenny the only way I'm going down on her is if I can twat waffle it.

Twat Waffle by S. P. Jarlsbeger October 20, 2008

twat sucker 

A sucker of twat; a complete turd knob.

"What an absolute fucking twat sucker!"

twat sucker by Oik Oik May 5, 2007

twat burger 

a popular food in the middle east made from twats collected from cheating bitches who have been stoned to death

shame about the dead bitch but she did suck her neighbours cock but at least I'll be able to have a twat burger tonight

twat burger by Sirtokalott January 13, 2008

Twat Pincher 

Someone who takes pleasure from pinching twats

"Ouch, that hurts, you damn twat pincher!"

Twat Pincher by Tiffany Dizzle~ March 10, 2008

twat pirate 

a man who has sex with his best friend's wife

"After a long day of work Graty came home to see Joe in his bed being a twat pirate while Marlane was supposed to be cooking dinner."

twat pirate by Crazy Fil October 18, 2008

Twat Jacket 

A reference to a motorcycle jacket made by BMW which is branded as a Ralye II Pro Jacket. Made famous by Ewan and Charlie on their Long Way Round tour. Bought by riders wanting to look the part when they're off down the cafe on a Sunday on their bike. Round the world wannabe's with all the gear and no idea.

Have you seen all those 1200 riding tossers in their twat jackets hanging around outside The Ace Cafe?

Twat Jacket by Indersisive March 25, 2009