Troll Biscuit

An ugly, usually short, moral less slut who has no boundaries when it comes to getting guys to sleep with her regardless of their marital status.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.

Can you believe that Troll Biscuit gave Bob a blow job and now thinks they are dating?
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.

by Colorful Word Artist November 18, 2014

Troll Strolling

When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.

"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."

by The OG Edward 40 hands November 10, 2021

Troll-flake

1. An easily-offended snowflake trying to pass as a troll but literally everyone knows how insecure and defenseless they really are. 2. A wannabe troll. 3. See also, "snowflake."

"That kid on Xbox was such a troll-flake, he kept harassing other players and dropping slurs, but as soon as Dexter called him out he started whining like a lil bitch."

by Shredhead713 August 28, 2019

troll-fi

A wifi that pretends to be Perfect but loads forever

Person: yo y dafuq is this taking forever to load
Friend: Uhh? the wifi says perfect
Person: wait a minute... FUCKING TROLL-FI

by RaceMeandfitemewithpencils133 June 4, 2016

LAN Trolled

When someone makes a blatantly incorrect statement and tries to play it off as trolling.

Keith: I digress
Mike: Do you even know what that means?
Keith: It means to disagree
Mike: No it doesn't
Keith: Trolled
Mike: Wow I just got LAN trolled

by ehFk June 9, 2011

meat troll

Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.

Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.

by Scratchie September 18, 2016

day troll

the day troll is a creature of the night that mistakingly wonderd out of its hiding cave into the light confused of the sun rays that are beating on its face

(simalar to a racoon with rabies)

gid damn did you se that fuckin day troll roaming the streets

by uncle ruckess August 3, 2009