Cherry Topping

When a woman stands over your face and lets her post pregnancy bloody vagina drip on you.

Cleetus pissed me off so I gave him a cherry topping after I put the baby to sleep

Arthur wouldnt fuck me last night when the baby went to sleep so I gave him a cherry topping. It was a mess!

by Col. Custard November 05, 2009

Top Shelf

Expressing somthing as super awesome and or hot.
Somthing that is dank.

Wow dude that chick is "Top Shelf"
dude this dank is "Top Shelf"

by Jacob Soltero January 10, 2012

bomb top

1. a very good/amazing blow job

guy: i heard that girl gives bomb top. imma go talk to her.

by blah^3 May 04, 2008

top kill

A method used by oil drillers to stop an oil well from leaking. Used in the 1979 Ixtoc oil spill and considered a failure.

Gee, it'd be great if we could use the top kill method to stop the 2010 Deepwater Horizon spill, but we already know it doesn't work.

by Cocomaan May 28, 2010

top shelf

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

top dog

A stud male who uses his charm and good looks to dominate women. He usually has a harem of women.

Qwill is the top dog of the group. When he enters the room, all the women flock around him to be subdued.

by TiramiSue February 03, 2007

top shelf

when u take off the top part of a toilet and shit in there.

dude go top shelf that shit.

by lkldjjsk June 30, 2004