I wanna be ToadWarrior when I grow up.
by 14/F/Cali May 30, 2003
Get the toadwarrior mug.During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.
John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."
Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."
John: "Eww... nasty."
Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."
John: "Eww... nasty."
by Carmo September 27, 2006
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Toast, if a Youtube poop reference, ripped from an extra scene in the video game "Hotel Mario" For the Sega CD.
It is laughed apon because of Marios mistake saying "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast."
Toast is what all toasters toast.
It is laughed apon because of Marios mistake saying "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast."
Toast is what all toasters toast.
Mario: *Walking into a room with a clusterfuck of toasters plugged into one outlet.*
Mario: "Hahahaa, here's the problem...too many TOASTERS!"
Mario: *Holding up a bag of Bowsers sowerpuss bread* "You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast."
*Mario unplugs outlet and toast goes flying everywere*
Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry! I could eat -TOAST"
The king: "Enough, my TOASTER TOASTS TOAST in the morning. I wonder whats for -BREAKFAST!"
Mario: "Hahahaa, here's the problem...too many TOASTERS!"
Mario: *Holding up a bag of Bowsers sowerpuss bread* "You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast."
*Mario unplugs outlet and toast goes flying everywere*
Link: "Oh boy! I'm so hungry! I could eat -TOAST"
The king: "Enough, my TOASTER TOASTS TOAST in the morning. I wonder whats for -BREAKFAST!"
by John Claset February 20, 2008
Get the Toast mug.Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.
by Hodge329 November 1, 2008
Get the French Toast mug.When you cut a slice of bread in half diagonally, you have just created toast points.
Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.
Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.
by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003
Get the toast points mug.A piece of toast that has been ejaculated on by many males, to be consumed by whoever shot the smallest load.
by Ted McCall May 3, 2004
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