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Toledo Syndrome

An all too common syndrome that the people of Toledo, Ohio suffer from. Symptoms include no sense of style, a hunchback, shitty haircut, low ambition, working a factory job, being overweight and/or ugly, poor grammar/pronunciation despite education, idolizing the lifestyle of rappers however unable to live it, using pills, criticizing drug use that is not marijuana, psychedelics, or pharmaceuticals, favoring college football, no social ability or skills, conceiving children before or soon after graduating high school, soundcloud rapping, simping, resenting anyone who has self-respect, and lastly, takes no responsibility.
Example 1: “I wear a fucking suit and tie to Grandma Parsley’s funeral and the entire Mulcher family starts to think I’m rich! These idiots have Toledo Syndrome.”

Example 2: “I hung out at that dude Kevin’s house. Place is a fucking mess, whole house smells of shit and everyone’s high off their ass from LSD and Joey’s doped out on a perc. I decide to do a line of coke and suddenly I’m a junkie!”
by Tommy&Ricky July 23, 2021
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Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.
These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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tolera-bowl

a small bowl packed (typically with weed) with the intention of making a situation (not feeling well, doing mundane work, etc.) more tolerable without necessarily smoking it to get blazed
Person 1: "Man, I kinda feel like shit. I think I'm gonna go smoke a tolera-bowl."
Person B: "Yeah, dude. Do what ya gotta do."
by anbolto October 27, 2021
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Toli

Greek lastname for women. The male one is Tolis. Really powerful and loyal. Most of women with this lastname in Greece are top models.
Cindorella Toli is the winner of this year's GNTM
by lovethisapp November 20, 2021
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Tolitsa

Apostolia is a very good friend she's beautiful, talented, smart and sexy. She's also good at bed. She is very shy and emotional and can cry if someone is not good. You will fall in love at first sight. She has a super hot body that drives out of people's minds.
What's your name
Tolitsa

I knew it
by Tauros sity November 20, 2021
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Tolitsa

Apostolia is a very good friend she's beautiful, talented, smart and sexy. She's also good at bed. She is very shy and emotional and can cry if someone is not good. You will fall in love at first sight. She has a super hot body that drives out of people's minds.
What's your name
Tolitsa

I knew it
by Tauros sity November 20, 2021
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Tolga

Is usually small and shy. After he warms up pretty sweet and talkative.

He's good at skating especially his front shuv's are great.

mostly obsessed with psychological anime and tends to stay up for way too long.
Oh wow is that Tolga?

Yes, he's really nice!
by psstudontknowme November 20, 2021
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