Tracey

Some old plonker that likes dumping used tampons outside my front door.

Tracey is alive, we're all doomed.

by Fuckly May 18, 2020

Tirade

Long angry rant or speech

Hym "Ha! Yeah! My bad. I went on a little tirade after the accusations but it was more or less just to piss off your fans. That uh... That was bad. I can acknowledge that um... Look, I never in a million years that you would see any of that. Let alone someone would aggregate all of it and, clearly, save it somewhere. I figured that it would piss off the right people, get voted down, and be forgotten. Pretty sure they tried to get me back by spam posting the same name with negative things but like... I'm having schizophrenia imposed on my by my family and friends and broader community... So... I guess you're right! And it also works in reverse! Hahahahahahahaa... Man... 'If everyone is telling you to jump off a bridge you should'? Not advice I would give. But man, I've been thinking about that lately. How you have to be either a masochist a
or perfect to even watch anyone on YouTube... Otherwise you're just paying someone or generating revenue for someone who's going to sit there and tell you how stupid and inferior you are... Heh... Damn... Iam usually says 'Heh'... Some of the shit people say bothers me sometimes... Welp... I have to go work or I don't get to eat today. My rent is late and I'm going to have to start paying my electric pretty soon here before they shut it off on me... Still better than being antagonized by my coworkers I'm gonna get harassed while I'm out in the community either way so this way I'm cutting the harassment in half 🤷"

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

Tarded

Means retarded. Used to express a really dumb guy whi obviously has no mind of his own.

Man that guy is retarded.

by Homefrog October 15, 2006

m'tarded

past tense of the surname disease "M'tard."
symptoms include:
yelling, crying, forgiveness, psychosomatic cases, blaming of others for a poor life, staring into space for 2.5 minutes, cringes at the sound of singing, likes cats, and is bi-polar.
remedies to this disease:
alone time, psychiatric help, or suicide.

"Miss M'tarded screamed at us in class again today...fuck that."

by big momma jalopenoes September 29, 2007

Two Shit Tradeoff

when one person places his anus right onto their partners anus and defecates in the partner's anus. The partner then defecates the feces back into the original anus. The two take turns shitting into each others asses

Dude me and my gf just did a Two Shit Tradeoff

by Mallikizzle August 4, 2008

e-tarded

A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.

A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.

Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.

"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"

Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"

by Barefoot Wildchild December 21, 2009

e-tarded

Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all.

Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?

Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!

by electron100 June 1, 2010