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alaskan steamer

A combination of the Alaskan Firedragon and the Cleveland Steamer, only this time you say something shocking like "I've got worms," then hold her down, shit on her chest, then pick out the worms and make her eat them.
When giving an Alaskan Steamer, make sure you have about 20 gallons of Listerine to wash her mouth with. Now you can give her another one.
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Steamer

A baller, your swag is so outstanding you shit on anyone and everything.
"Steamer, Steamer, Yeah, I'm a Steamer, Tryin' to get some brain in the front seat of my beamer" - Zaytoven
by ZoriBoi August 3, 2010
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organic steamer

when someone defecates on a hairy pussy.
River says, "I met this great guy at Burning Man. He took me back to my tent and gave me an organic steamer!"
by nizzlejam April 24, 2008
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Grisly Steamer

A large and extra stinky bowel movement that you break into a sweat taking. It is usually time consuming and you have to bite on a washcloth while taking it. This is fun for guys who have been drinking to joke about using a different sort of accent, usually proper British.
"Ryan was in the bathroom for a half an hour taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer almost had me calling 911."
"Shawn is still talking about a grisly steamer he took last year."
"If you want to repulse a guy and you're a girl, talk about taking a grisly steamer."
"That grisly steamer made me want to slap my mom."
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
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deep steamer

Deep Steamer is another way of saying you have to take a huge dump.
When used in context
"Yo u have to go take a deep steamer"
If yelled in a large group of people, the older crowd will never know what you are talking about, but the younger crowd will. Making it a very non schelant meaning so other people won't get grossed out by saying it another way.
by Undermysteam October 4, 2013
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steamed clam

When a female presses her genitalia against a window, to be viewed by onlookers on the other side. The female version of the 'pressed fruit bowl'.
Dude, you should have seen it. All the girls in the next car were flashing us, but Christy wanted to one-up them all, so she totally brought out the steamed clam!
by MerkXRTurbo April 15, 2008
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steamer basket

"Oh nurse, I left you a present in the steamer basket"
by Dept. June 27, 2006
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