Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.
Examples of straight jargon:
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"
2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies
Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
by CST507 November 11, 2021
Get the Straight jargonmug. by Roadman Alex October 7, 2023
Get the Straight Chillersmug. by Spontaneous February 20, 2011
Get the Straight Fightmug. "Bro i just got paid' "Straight rockets, g"
Or
"I'm getting better at fortnite" "That's Straight rockets"
Or
"I'm getting better at fortnite" "That's Straight rockets"
by GimmieXannz April 6, 2019
Get the Straight Rocketsmug. by heymamasakamilfs April 4, 2021
Get the super straightmug. One who is attracted to the opposite biological sex, obviously excluding disgusting trans people.
Male (XY) attracted to Female (XX)
Or
Female (XX) attracted to Male (XY)
Male (XY) attracted to Female (XX)
Or
Female (XX) attracted to Male (XY)
Jeff: Hey, do you like girls
Alex: Yes
Jeff: What about trans girls
Alex: I am only attracted to Women who are born with XX chromosomes and who I am physically, sexually, emotionally, or aesthetically attracted to.
Jeff: Isn’t that transphobic?
Alex: No, I have no problem with Trans people, I just identify as super straight and am only attracted to people born as the opposite sex.
Alex: Yes
Jeff: What about trans girls
Alex: I am only attracted to Women who are born with XX chromosomes and who I am physically, sexually, emotionally, or aesthetically attracted to.
Jeff: Isn’t that transphobic?
Alex: No, I have no problem with Trans people, I just identify as super straight and am only attracted to people born as the opposite sex.
by TrueDefinitions21 September 12, 2023
Get the Super Straightmug. A previously trending term used during early quarantine to delineate between 'bland' posts on TikTok and more emerging uses of the app, including offbeat 'Gen Z humor' and strange/humourous challenges or inside jokes. 'Straight TikTok' denotes videos of 'Thirst Traps', videos made for the creator to seem attractive or appealing, or videos made by the mainstream internet celebrities made famous by, or partaking in, TikTok e.g. Noah Beck or Charli D'amelio.
The use of 'Straight' to describe this type of feed could be because 'Straight TikTok' featured videos produced by conventionally attractive heterosexual female and male users for audiences of their opposite gender. It may have also originated from the perception that non-conventional humor and styles were commonly engaged with by people who were not heterosexual or cisgendered (like Emo or Scene culture).
The term became outdated near the end of 2020 as the trends it delineated between declined (like 'FrogTok' and other 'sides' of TikTok), and the changing culture of TikTok which saw a wide acceptance of liking TikTok celebrities and enjoying others' and ones own attractiveness without societal guilt or 'cringe'.
Despite the term literally originating from heterosexuality, sexuality often did not designate which version of the algorithmic For You Page a user of TikTok was on, simply the type of videos in their feed. E.g. a straight person could be on 'Gay TikTok' and a homosexual person could be on 'Straight TikTok'.
The use of 'Straight' to describe this type of feed could be because 'Straight TikTok' featured videos produced by conventionally attractive heterosexual female and male users for audiences of their opposite gender. It may have also originated from the perception that non-conventional humor and styles were commonly engaged with by people who were not heterosexual or cisgendered (like Emo or Scene culture).
The term became outdated near the end of 2020 as the trends it delineated between declined (like 'FrogTok' and other 'sides' of TikTok), and the changing culture of TikTok which saw a wide acceptance of liking TikTok celebrities and enjoying others' and ones own attractiveness without societal guilt or 'cringe'.
Despite the term literally originating from heterosexuality, sexuality often did not designate which version of the algorithmic For You Page a user of TikTok was on, simply the type of videos in their feed. E.g. a straight person could be on 'Gay TikTok' and a homosexual person could be on 'Straight TikTok'.
Person 1: "Woah check out Addison Rae's video on my for you page!"
Person 2: "Bruh, I can't believe you're on straight tiktok."
Person 2: "Bruh, I can't believe you're on straight tiktok."
by cat1ndahat October 30, 2021
Get the Straight TikTokmug.