kale salad

marijuana, weed, kush

"yo could i come cop some kale salad" "yeah"

by arden69420 February 16, 2017

Horny salad

When you fuck a bitch and cum in her poopy ass and she shits it in a bowl and you cut her toes off and put it in their and eat their nipples and lactate for the dressing and eat her fat hairy bitch shit on nigga fart cock poop ass shit whore niggers don’t deserve rights fuck minorities

I live horny salads faggot

by Foebapmctweaknem March 6, 2020

Dropping egg salad

when you cropdust or fart, and it leaves a terrible, strong, smell that is of egg salad

Matt could not order his food because of the smell

Waitress: And what would you like?
Matt: (coughing) I can't talk...it smells terrible
Waitress: yea, I know, I'm nervous, it's my first day, so I'm dropping egg salad, I'm sorry.
Matt: oh...so it was you...I'll have some tuna
Waitress: sorry, that was me too

by mattmann April 23, 2010

tossing the salad

A sexual act often commited by dogs, rodents and celebrities as an inexpensive form of colon cleansing.

Hardtime Suzy: You better hurry up and finish, Paris!
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*

by Wifey McBeatey June 2, 2007

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

ham salad

Ham Salad is for lunch.

It's good.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

fish salad

Sexual act. During intercourse, pulling out just as ejaculation occurs and spilling your semen all over her open vagina.

Dude, they rythem method works like shit if you give her a fish salad.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003