Secret squirrel

A term used by lawmen for covert, sneaky overtime received through a contract

Did you hear about the secret squirrel ot that Melonie got just for being hot?

Secret squirrel by weaselworm May 18, 2019

secret squirrel

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.

"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."

secret squirrel by ButcherSlim October 16, 2005

angry squirrel 

an angry squirrel is another sex thing ------->

u have to get the girl on a leash, and u run around with the other end of the leash, and she will chase after ur nuts like an angry squirrel

She was an angry squirrel last night

angry squirrel by Paco gordo December 24, 2007

a squirrel in a hamster wheel 

a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off

if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!

a squirrel in a hamster wheel by Uncle Dimma November 3, 2019

secret squirrel

A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.

Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.

secret squirrel by Sam Packwood June 12, 2007

pocket squirrel 

a girl that hangs on her man constantly, with no regard for his desire to move around and talk to others.

my boy couldn't hang out 'cause she was draped all over him like a fucking pocket squirrel.

pocket squirrel by pussy stomper September 12, 2009

red squirrel

(1) The Eurasian Red Squirrel - a generally benign species of tree squirrel common in Eurasia. Due to the introduction of the Eastern Grey Squirrel from North America, its numbers have been in a sharp decline throughout the British Isles, however, contrary to Anglo-centric assumptions, its population is still strong throughout the rest of Eurasia and its conservation status is "Least Concern", meaning that it is not remotely threatened.

(2) The American Red Squirrel - a species of tree squirrel common throughout the coniferous forests of North America. These little assholes have a tendency of nesting in human-build structures, causing significant damage to them in the process. Like their Eurasian counterparts, these destructive little rodents have a conservation status of "Least Concern".

(3) A natural redhead, whose carpet matches her drapes.

Person 1: The red squirrel is almost extinct!

Person 2: So why does it have a conservation status of least concern and live in strong numbers everywhere from Portugal to Japan?

red squirrel by trex1985 January 21, 2011