shlit

Portmanteau of "shit", "is/was", and "lit".

Person A: Ay bruh, how's the club?

Person B: Shlit as hell, come through fam.

by Swiftsound November 19, 2016

slit licker

pussy lickers, lesbians, lesbo, carpet munchers, any homo slut

Those girls Chevis hollers at are slit lickers.

by josh crabass September 10, 2007

Mackin' the Slit

The action of stabbing someone with a knife, then repeatedly penetrating the open wound with one's penis. Usually resulting in ejaculation by only one of the parties involved.

The ultimate insult in a knife fight!

I sliced his stomach, and I finished by mackin' the slit. He's never been quite the same...

by mrs.rayray September 23, 2010

slitch

This word appears in one of the songs in the movie "The Wizard of Oz" which describes how the cyclone dropped Dorothy's house onto the Wicked Witch of the East and killed her. It appears to denote some kind of unusual physical movement. An excerpt from the lyrics follows.

"The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch
in the middle of a ditch
Which
was not a healthy sitch-uation
for the wicked witch."

by Rick Rosen November 23, 2004

splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

by arthur boruc July 10, 2009

slit seller

A female who sells her cooter.

I got herpes from a slit seller!

by Ari D. January 29, 2006

salitosis

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.

Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.

by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011