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Smoothre

Doing something smooth, like casanova. With an ethnic twist.
1a I slipped one in her bro
b SMOOTHRE!!

2a I had 3 k's of crack last night
b shit thats impressive
a would you say it was smooth
b na it was SMOOTHRE!!
by sugar, champ August 9, 2006
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smoothality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by smoothies, i.e. people throwing apple-smoothies at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Nici: Hey, did you hear about davids teacher the other night?

Wolfi: No bro', what happened?

Nici: He gone hit on the head by a smoothie, knocked him clean out!

Wolfi: K.O.! Smoothality!
by Ziwo December 2, 2011
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Smoothe Boy

1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below him ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.
'E' from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.
by Reality82 December 18, 2012
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Smoothy

A sex act which a man inserts his penis into the vagina and does not touch the girl with his pelvis the entire time. As he does this, he massages her back.
My boyfriend gave me a smoothy the other day. It was so sensual!
by cleiger April 21, 2015
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Smoothie Powder

Euphemism for performance enhancing drugs; steroids; HGH; Etc.
I think that guy got suspended for smoothie powder. Out 4 weeks.
by jaydub1969 July 17, 2016
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Smoothies

What you call people that are very smooth
“Bro caley and gavin are so smooth
“You might as well just call them smoothies”
by anamendes July 4, 2018
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Smoothie Boob

When you spill a smoothie on your tit. Simple as that.
Janice: Oh, darn it! It seems that I have spilled a green concoction on my big naturals!

Lisa: Just another case of smoothie boob!
by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021
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