Turkey Slurpy

The act of slurping on men

"Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"

"Eh nothin much just doing some Turkey Slurpy"

by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad November 18, 2022

Taco Slurppie

When you go down on a girl after Nutting inside her and get a mouth full of your cum

After a mind blowing orgasm I went down to kiss the kitty and got a taco slurppie.

by Wiscogirl1007 January 2, 2023

mud slurpee

To be handed a delight ful looking situation to discover it being the instrument of ones demise

The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####

by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023

Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.

person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"

by kittycatkittykittymeow February 7, 2023

Hot Slurp Balloon

A condom filled with piss

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it

by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023

Sperm Slurpee

A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.

My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!

by Ammo4u March 12, 2023

Takiton Slurpee

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.

Takiton Slurpee.

Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.

by jøkull March 13, 2023