slurpage

When a dipshit stoner named Bobby slurps water from a drinking fountain with a straw.

Man that was some serious slurpage.

by Anthony Scrima March 27, 2004

slump

A huge hit or blow usually to the side of the face or lower gut, by a fist or heavy object including; a trashcan, 2x4, or baseball bat. Most often occurs when something outrageous or annoying is said.

Joe: Guys, coming to this opera was the best idea ever! Musicals are fantastic!

Cam & Robbie: *SLUMP*
what a fucktard.

by slumpmaster2 February 16, 2009

Slurping

The act of a person sucking(slurping) cum out of someones *sshole after a man has of course cummed

"Did you hear Joe had a threesome and Sarah was slurping Jessica

by Cxmbo October 23, 2014

Purple Slurple

When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples

Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!

by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009

Slurpee

Another word for felatio, blow job, etc.

Want me give you slurpee?

by David March 21, 2003

Slumpbuster

That team in your Fantasy Football League you know everybody lays the Hammer to.

I am going to hammer those drunk guys in our Fantasy Football League. They are a slumpbuster.

by Ziggy's Pack October 8, 2010

slurper

Someone who likes to drink cum with a straw!

People from Scotland

by 8=(,,,)==o February 24, 2003