When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.
by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022
Get the slide n glidemug. A type of AI used often on 4chan, especially /pol/ to make someone who is unfamiliar with token manipulation think a real, yet shitty person is endless digesting and inappropriately bashing your opinion or statement in order to draw ire or to draw the surrounding audience's opinions strategically for a client's interests.
Person"I think generic candidate A is preferable to generic candidate B."
Bot"Are you mentally ill? Why don't you and candidate A go candidate A's race and kys beta cuck."
Person"This is weird, I think a mod activated a slide ai, <I'M DROPPING IT>."
Bot "Why dont you debate me or are you just a bot you fucking shill, obviously." (bait)
Person2 "I dont who is more believable but I sure love drama if scripted reality tv is any indication. Ban hammer the apparent witch!"
Person/witch "I tried to help you!" b&
Bot"Are you mentally ill? Why don't you and candidate A go candidate A's race and kys beta cuck."
Person"This is weird, I think a mod activated a slide ai, <I'M DROPPING IT>."
Bot "Why dont you debate me or are you just a bot you fucking shill, obviously." (bait)
Person2 "I dont who is more believable but I sure love drama if scripted reality tv is any indication. Ban hammer the apparent witch!"
Person/witch "I tried to help you!" b&
by pimpmastahanhduece October 8, 2020
Get the slide aimug. by Tethyseternal September 12, 2021
Get the slidemug. Sliding motion a woman does on a man. The sexual act done when a man's wood is slippery from a woman's vagina.
Damn man she was "sliding on that wood".
Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you
Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you
by KingLeo15 May 3, 2021
Get the Sliding On Woodmug. by BingusDingus December 10, 2019
Get the Taco Slidingmug. The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
Get the The Sliding X Positionmug. A concept created by the legendary MattyH0506. This is a process involving a traffic cone, a lot of sunflower oil (has to be sunflower oil), and finally, a woman.
Guy 1: "Why are you stealing a traffic cone?"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"
by KillHeiran June 20, 2022
Get the Slip and Slidemug.