sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.

Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.

by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010

Sleep-perving

Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.

Did you see Tommy last night? He was totally sleep-perving on her!

by Cordelia Carp-fest June 24, 2010

Sleeper Stalker

when someone acts like a cool person until the have integrated theirself and their friends into your life, then start to engage in stalker activites, such as constantly trying to talk to you and bringing up unimportant things you previously said and begging you to love them. these are ticky to deal with as if you block them and try staying away from them they will use their friend connections to find you

guy 1: God i have an annoying stalker she just wont leave me alone!
guy 2: just block her
guy 1: i cant she's a sleeper stalker
guy 2: that sucks dude

by DUSKJones April 28, 2011

sleep barber

to cut anothers hair, eybrows or beard as they sleep

she didn't like her husbands beard so she sleep barbered it off

by sn13 May 6, 2011

Sleep-Ladding

The act of throwing lads unintentionally in your sleep.

Sir J-Douxx twas passed out piss drunk, and out of nowhere, twas thee who was sleep-ladding.

by A Laddie September 20, 2011

Sleepadelic

Any substance with Oneirogenic effects; producing twilight sleep, hypnogaugia, lucid dreaming, intense visions, or euphoria during repose, but which have little or no effect on an alert wakeful consciousness.

"That stuff I ordered online didn't do much for me until I fell asleep-- and man was it ever sleepadelic!"

by Coz the Shroom October 16, 2011

sleep dew

the slight sweat film covering you when you wake in the morning.

"I woke this morning in a warm sleep dew covering me and my bed sheets"

by wife of keith john January 7, 2012