Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

Scorpio

The definition of the zodiac sign scorpio is a crackhead.

“Man you’re dating a scorpio? Might as well date a crackhead”

by Lazyriver9899 August 31, 2023

sharpoon

It's a rocket powered dildo that harpoons the poons,.

Billy how did you ever girl that t ok marry you? Timmy I used the sharpoon my daddy gave me before he died of chlamydia.

by P.T.P. September 19, 2023

sharpoon

A rocket powered dildo that harpoons the punani.

Billybob how did you ever get that girl to marry you? Timmy I used the sharpoon My daddy gave me before he died of chlamydia.

by P T P September 19, 2023

Sharpsinsertable

A non hooman being. Acts without thinking. Probably owns like 5 cats, and they jump out of the window on the occasion.

Do you know a sharpsinsertable? We probably have 25k living around here somewhere.

by sharpsincestinvestment September 19, 2023

Scorpio

One Mysterious MotherF*cker....
With Eyes Deep As Balls
That'll Make U Freeze Or Melt

Sex With Them
Is A Haunting Experience
Guaranteed To Leave You Obsessed

Can Carry

A Whole Conversation
By Themselves

Because They're Very
Charismatic & Sarcastic
At The Same Time

They Got A Dry Sense Of Humor
But Their Sexy Voice

Makes Up For It

& A ShitLoad

Of Comebacks

Will Point Out Ur Flaws
Like They're Ordering Food

Gurl #1

Ugh Scorpios Are So Hot
Like why r they even
part of the water sign group

Gurl 2

Because They'll Get U
Super Wet Duh

Gurl 3

I Heard They Got Really Big "Stingers" ;)

by TexasTroublemaker October 8, 2023

scorp

scorp is sclogus which sclogus is turt stompin perchance

everyone knows scorp is cool as FUCK! and scorp loves stompin' TURTS

by Niko_552 October 19, 2023