by skeptical666 January 9, 2020

My dog is so stupid, he drank too much sea water and shit sand gravy all over the back of my car on the way home.
by Vashmil March 27, 2015

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.
by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

(Noun) plural: Sand Men
A sexually repressed Taiwanese Lady-Boy that generally flexes for photos to put on Instagram. This person generally cannot lift much weight but shares poses on social media to account for his small wiener. They can be easily heard by their car with modified exhaust.
A sexually repressed Taiwanese Lady-Boy that generally flexes for photos to put on Instagram. This person generally cannot lift much weight but shares poses on social media to account for his small wiener. They can be easily heard by their car with modified exhaust.
Brad Pitt: "Hey E-man why are you posing for the those picks on your Instagram."
E-man: "I am the sand man."
E-man: "I am the sand man."
by deBallsBeSwagin' May 8, 2021

by Jack887 March 9, 2022

Cornelius: "Damn man, I've been farting hard all night. I guarantee there is quite an exorbitant amount of beef sand in my dungaroos."
by JuhBustin November 12, 2014

A redneck hoodlum that lives on the southern eastern shore of America in parts of states like Maryland, North carolina, South carolina, New Jersey, Georgia, east/west florida , and the southern shores of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas. You can find these people where low top vans and nike sliders singing old songs nobody cares about while doing stupid and crazy shit.
by Rad Roach September 7, 2019
