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you said doody

The word duty, usually defined as a task or obligation one must do, sounds very similar to the word doody, which is essentially a word for shit. So whenever someone says duty in a sentence, some will make you immature joke "Hehe, you said doody." This is an example of a double entendre and/or type of innuendo, similar to something like when someone says something is "Long and hard," you might laugh is response because your mind immediately thought of your dick. So instead of thinking of someones mission, your mind goes to someones poop. Immature as hell, but still funny.
ex. Mike: "I have jury duty next week." Hank: "Haha, you said doody."

Steve: "I must do this! It is my duty!" Ryan: "Hehe, you said doody,"
by StutheBru June 8, 2018
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Platitude salad

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.
Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.
by Bah Zah June 9, 2020
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My mommy said

The best insult in the world
My mommy said I’m cooler”
Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
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salad

To look at someone coyly while smiling or demonstrating obvious lust or affection from a distance.
As in, "She was giving me the salad from across the room so I went over and talked to her" or "You'll never guess who has been giving me the salad"
by LLBigK November 18, 2009
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Salad Dodger

Obese person seen eating unhealthy food; one whose diet includes very few salads.
Nobobdy else got dessert because some 400 pound salad dodger ate all the cake.
by Jeremy Gibbs May 21, 2006
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Taco Salad

A party (or when you go out to a bar) and there is an unusually large amount of women (taco).

It's the opposite of a sausage fest.
Hey man you really should come out tonight, it's a real taco salad out here. Chances of getting some pink taco are looking good.
by ROID R4GE February 18, 2010
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said

Refering to a previous object spoken during dialouge.
"We went to Jim's house and when we arrived at said house I got the ass beating of a life time at said house."
by Mike May 13, 2005
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