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spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.
Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.
spunk flick by chicken lee dersht February 5, 2025
spunk orignates from the town of Caerphilly.
to "spunk" is to laugh.
it's a popular slang term in Caerphilly.
"yoooooooo g u made me spunk lowkey ts ts ts pmo"
"SOL (Spunking Out Loud"
spunk by ehschud February 7, 2025

spunkbunt 

When you have a apple and chuck it at a man’s balls at Mach 5 because he was fathering your wives kid
“I spunkbunted Dave because I found out the kid was his”

Spunk Fishing 

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!
Spunk Fishing by anonymous March 12, 2025

spunkfluff 

Cuming and farting at the same time
Jack spunkfluffed before the woman
spunkfluff by Ejfkcfmekekd March 20, 2025

Spunked up 

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self
Spunked up by Yasmellmepppp April 30, 2025