5 minute rule

A rule or general guideline for the amount of time that should elapse from the time your boss leaves work to the moment you leave. This time buffer, used in corporate settings, will allow you to sneak away from work 'early' without negative consequences.

The boss just left - '5 Minute Rule' then we take off?

by wetterinc January 11, 2009

road rules

1)When you're in a different area code you are technically single- when adhering to road rules.2) What goes on on the road stays on the road

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Rule 34

If you've thought of it, it's already porn.

Or will be.

Person 1: I wonder if there is Pokemon Porn?
Person 2: Rule 34
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Yes, there is.

by Redracoon August 3, 2010

Rule 3

Rule of the internet
"We are anonymous"

12 yr old kid: who are you guys?
other person: hey kid, rule 3

by demolishun November 6, 2012

Rule Number One

Don't post useless definitions on UD. Namely you, chris.

omfg i gotz teh bestest ideea evar! i iz gona postt thaat im coolz undur teh definition "Rule Number One"! geenius!

by Karonaway December 3, 2007

Rule 99

Every video of Russia is always dreary on top, white on bottom and something smacks into something else. Occasionally if you're lucky you'll see something explode.

OP never said this was from Russia, because of Rule 99 we all just knew.

by SubbyG February 17, 2013

Rule #4

Rule #4 is a rule that states you must respect women at all time, and you must never pressure them with unwanted romantic advances. It is used to keep lacrosse players everywhere off the shit list

Chad: "grabs chicks ass at a party"
Brad: bro what are you doing!? Rule #4 bro!
Chad: holy shit bro I'm so sorry your right, rule #4
Chad: I'm sorry that I disrespected your personal space Jill, please forgive me

by SadFart64 October 1, 2019