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Pussy Reader

Nasty nigga that reads multiple pussies to get by
Wow Jm your really a ousts reader ???
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !

Yo nigga

Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
by maniscus August 6, 2022
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Ong Redy

Ong redy is a phrase that was invented by the one and only, LebronDakidRose. Ong redy is something you say just to say, or something you say when you’re ready on god.
Amir: “I’m mentally unstable
Lebron: “Ong Redy”
by nai118717171 August 16, 2022
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book-reader

A character which has been a victim to practically every pre-teen novel.

It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.

Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
‘Book-reader’: “ugh, your so annoying, maybe read a book. Books are interesting.”

Reader: “cringe”
by Couch_King October 2, 2022
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Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
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Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).
"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 9, 2023
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Multi Reddy

Multi Reddy is the first son of Retta Reddy as mentioned in the KV Mythology. He is often praised for rescuing people from the infamous "Retta Mutti Thoppu" which is owned by his evil brother. Although, he steals the credit of rescuing people from it. It is actually done by his father Retta Reddy.
Man 1: "Bro! He's such a credit stealer.
Man 2: "No bro, he's just Multi Reddy
by THE ONE ABOVE ALL-REDDY October 15, 2023
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never catch me reading

Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.
Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.
by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 20, 2010
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