Definitions by thelastrealpersonontheearth

vacation dick 

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

vacation dick by thelastrealpersonontheearth June 16, 2016

never catch me reading 

Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.

Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.

never catch me reading by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 20, 2010