2 definitions by thelastrealpersonontheearth

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.
by thelastrealpersonontheearth April 10, 2016
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Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.
Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.
by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 18, 2010
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