ripped

to be very muscular;to be fucked up the ass and ur anus tears

damn, did u see vin diesel in that movie? he was ripped!
Ugh, that girl Brittany is so nasty, thats why the bitch fucked courtney and got ripped

by *ShOrTy* September 19, 2003

ripped

(1) Tearing an object
(2) A man or woman with an unusual amount of body muscle
(3) A term used in the music idustry

(1) "Oops, I ripped it."
(2) "damn that bitch is ripped!"
(3) "DJ, rip that shit! (the DJ ripped the shit(meaning beat))"

by MA$E September 20, 2003

Ripped

When somebody has given you a dodgy deal therefore being ripped off

Sod that dodgy newsagent he didn't give me enough change i have been ripped

by Luncheonman December 18, 2004

ripped

someone who doesnt have scars on their somach and has lots of cool mucles

ryan is not ripped because of his scars on his stomach...what a dick

by garethra June 23, 2008

ripped

when you take a big ol hit of marijuana and you start coughing your ass off

holy shit you just ripped yourself

by frontyouanounze420 August 22, 2008

Ripped

1. To be really high
2. Referring to any awkward, funny, or generally ridiculous situation

1. I'm soooo ripped right now
2. How ripped is it that your ex-girlfriend was just in the room?

by ASPENOH April 14, 2009

ripped him a new asshole

when you bitch someone out to the point that they poop themselves so big it rips a new asshole

He said I was manipulative which is CRAZY so, I ripped him a new asshole

by soapythebitch January 29, 2018