Photoshop Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to create a photo in Photoshop after someone mentions "it would be cool if..."

"It would be really cool if someone added a Starbucks cup to the Iron Throne in 'Game of Thrones'."
"Damnit, Andrea! You just set off my Photoshop Tourette's! Now I have to go make that!"

by czehner May 10, 2019

Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.

Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”

by Bg0991 April 7, 2019

photographically

A person who photographically captures your essence. They captured what makes you who you are. What makes you unique one of a kind. From your smile to your skin.

I want you to photographically capture my essence.

by Mariahrose April 23, 2019

photographer

one who takes photos using a camera. not to be confused with :
a good photographer
a professional photographer

"That chimpanzee was taught to take photos on an iPhone. He's a photographer."
"...but the photos are shit."
"I didn't say he was a good photographer."

by timmyshofrenzo July 21, 2019

Photogenecy

The degree to which a person is consistently photogenic.

I admire the level of photogenecy it requires to consistently take good pictures at random!

by TorontoWayne August 13, 2019

Photosiccness

That sickness you get when rinku doesn't send u her pic with glasses. It is accompanied by 100° heart fever.

I'll be absent Tomorrow due to photosiccness if u don't send me the picc

by Callmedaddy123 August 15, 2019

photo tourettes

When you send random photos to a group, normally on instant messenger with no explanation or common link.

'wow mum you just sent me a picture of a cat, then a baby, then a front door, you must have a case of the photo tourettes'

by thebubbler August 24, 2019