Waffle time

When something epic is happening and it deserve a celebration... Or two, maybe even three

Uncultured Person: Bro I'm hungry
Cultured Person: You should get some waffles!
Uncultured Person: Why waffles?

Cultured Person: Well that's because waffles are versatile, you can have it for breakfast, lunch, teatime, dinner, supper, anytime. This is also called waffle time.

Uncultured Person: Waffle time?

Cultured Person: Heck yea bro. Your gf broke up with you? Waffle time. Things are not going well with your relationship? Waffle time. Your loved ones died in a car crash? Waffle time. Your significant other cheated with a blonde haired foreigner named Chad who is obviously much better than you in everything and wants to break off your engagement which have been ongoing for 2 years? Yup, you guessed it, its waffle time. c: (fuck you karen)

by Nugs92 December 12, 2019

methological time

A meth addict's penchant for being so disorganized to the point that he/she is always late for everything, and loses their ability to stop doing random activities instead of what they need to do. VERY inefficient use of time.

I knew she'd be late, she's always running on methological time.

by mostdiggity January 8, 2015

Sofa time

Time spent usually in company on the sofa relaxing, chatting, chilling out ... but the time could be spent alone.

Hey Bob, shall we just chill and have some sofa time watching a video?

by songthrush February 10, 2012

Timing Trick

The act of two people having sex. When the male is about to cum, he pulls out but instead of cumming, he shoved his fingers down his throat and vomits on the female

The other night, I pulled a timing trick on my girlfriend and she left me

by Dragz3r December 22, 2019

Bornos Time

that short period of time when ur in ur robe after a shower in the midst of your life completely falling apart.

Dang this calls for some bornos time.

by Tohighfkt August 2, 2020

brady time

When being at least 15 minutes late is acceptable. Also the next day doesn't start until you go to sleep and wake up the following morning regardless of time.

Shannon: it's midnight your birthday is over!
Jenn: No! I'm running on Brady time it's still my birthday until I wake up tomorrow.

Or

Jay: Your late!
Shannon: Only by an hour im still technically on time I run on Brady time!

by Brady time raveled December 25, 2013

Time bottom

Someone who constantly finishes anything after you've already finished said thing.

Person 1: hey did you finish the homework yet?

Person 2: yup but Anaya still needs to finish.

Person 2: she's such a time bottom

by SolracThGreate February 18, 2022