Officer WeeWoo

Officer WeeWoo Is the best dam cop you will ever be falsely arrested for trafficking drugs by. And He Pleasures his clients real good.

Person: "OH NO! OFFICER WEEWOO!"

WeeWoo: "You know where the nightstick goes!"

Person: I dint do it officer!
WeeWoo: - BTCH SLAP - oh yes you did...

by Timmyscootscoot July 28, 2011

office

To occupy or maintain office space.

"If you office near San Antonio, Texas, you can arrange for a free, in-office demonstration ..." -- from the website of VerdictMax.com, where it was first encountered. Previously used only as a noun, 'office' has now become a verb.

by Robert-Arek Taylor December 10, 2003

office homo

Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or are unsure who the office homo is, its you. Office homos behave like every other kind of homo - just in an office setting.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.

"That bloke is talking about Kylie Minogue again."
"Yeah, he's the office homo."
"Ah."

by Sniggalips September 17, 2008

naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Star Trek box-office effect

The phenomenon in which a film with a large cult following (i.e., Star Trek, Star Wars, Robert Rodriguez movies)opens to large first-weekend box-office grosses, followed by a steep drop-off in attendence shortly thereafter.

Guy: Did you see that Austin Powers 3 beat Attack of the Clones in just its second week of release?

Girl: Well, no duh. Only geeks line up for that crap, and after they see it opening weekend, no one else goes. It's a total Star Trek effect.

by Joaquin Mercutio July 18, 2008

office nigger

Ethnic slur for Caucasian, white collar types. Especially those who commit white collar crimes, or invade helpless countries.

That office nigger Dick Cheney be gettin all those mother fuckin' no bid contracts.

by thatdamngoat July 7, 2006

correctional officer

1.n. A man who is not capable of becoming a real officer so ends up becoming an over rated babysiter.He is happy when at his work and sets his work befor his family. Word that can also describe used to describe, pussy, has been, coulda' been, bitch, lier, and asshole.

Inmate1:Hey wheres Correctional officer Buday?
Inmate2:Oh that bitch hes negleting his family.
Both together:Ohhhh...

by Digiboy October 19, 2005